April 2013
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SPN: So there's this guy who was raised on the road by his father to hunt monsters after his mother was pinned to the ceiling and burned alive by a demon when he was four years old
Viewers: Ok
SPN: Now he's taken over the family business with the help of his little brother whom he pretty much raised, who is also a monster hunter.
Viewers: Sounds cool!
SPN: They also both happen to look like underwear models, be geniuses, have Wolverine-like healing capacity except when they don't, fight like MMA champions, are experts with all kinds of crazy weapons and the monster lore of dozens of cultures, and drive an incredibly badass and distinctive and fuel-inefficient classic car that can get them anywhere in North America in less than a day's drive and have unlimited financial resources except when they don't because reasons.
Viewers: No problem!
SPN: Werewolves, ghosts, spirits, djinn, urban legends, fifty-six pantheons of Gods, angels, demons, vampires, shapeshifters, wendigo, water monsters, fairies, and hundreds of other supernatural creatures are totally real and running around suburbia but can all be killed or destroyed no matter how ageless and powerful in at most two seasons of prime-time television.
Viewers: Awesome!
SPN: One of the brothers has psychic powers from his addiction to Demon Blood and the other was brought back from hell after selling his soul and they are the fated vessels of the archangels Michael and Lucifer in the Apocalypse, which can only be stopped by collecting the Rings of the Four Horsemen, making a deal with Death, and beating Lucifer in a telepathic wrestling match.
Viewers: How compelling!
SPN: Soullessness and Leviathan and the angel is now God and now not and likes bees but only for a few episodes and they're the most wanted men in the country except when they're not any more and everyone forgets that they were even when they walk into law enforcement places and dick jokes and Alpha Monsters and Eve and spending a year in Purgatory making best friends with a vampire and angel operating systems and tablets and prophets and the gates of Heaven and Hell!
Viewers: Bring it on!
SPN: And it's possible the older one may have developed non-platonic feelings for a guy even though he's usually into women.
Viewers: OMG ARE YOU CRAZY THAT'S COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT HE'S SO NOT GAY HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SWALLOW SOMETHING LIKE THAT I JUST CAN'T EVEN WTF I DON'T KNOW AAAAAAUUUUGHHH?!?!?!
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andythanfiction:
I believe in Destiel.
I ship Destiel.
I support LGBT+ rights and queer representation in media.
I believe that Dean is bisexual and that sexual orientation is irrelevant to Cas.
I believe that Destiel will and should “go canon.”
I believe that the show has given and continues to give strong indications that it will.
I believe that Misha and Jensen would be willing to...
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dirkkawaii:
phlynn:
whats the plural of dubstep
dubsteps or dubstairs
If you fall down dubstairs would that be a bass drop
postmaker:
bebroom:
does anyone have any good tips for getting over boys
how tall are the boys?
i’m in an abusive relationship with my bed
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Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark.
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superwhowhedonfighter:
you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days
who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days
meh me was that asshole (except for the suffering part) until i got my loop now i’m part of allll~ the fun yaaaay
tweenthedevilandthedeepbluesea:
mariokarth:
what if nipples changed color depending on your mood
What if they glow blue when orcs are near?
March 2013
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ok so in case you wonder where i’ve been those last couple of weeks y’know other than work and work and, well, work, i’m like one million episodes behind at spn and
SPOILERS EVERYWHERE
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ajmortys:
“We Know Who Your Crush Is” - a psychological thriller for fourth graders.
what do you mean
that is a full-on horror story okay
how do i even still have followers
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for the first time in my life i’m medically overweight
not by far but
now i’m officially fat
woah
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the-darkoverlord:
pizzaforpresident:
fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown
Ehehehehehehe, You’re alright kid. You’re alright.
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iminlovewithmishacollins:
icelandicks:
what if your favorite character knocked on your door at like 3 in the morning drunk as hell asking you to go to taco bell with them would you do it
,
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Let's make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged...
castieldeanandsam:
torchwoodsarchivist:
crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:
everydayiamcumberbatchin:
thewinchesterswagger:
itsjustjensen:
thewinchesterswagger:
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
Just reblogged this shit four times in a row… Keep it up guys
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February 2013
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British Masterclass.
thedevilstuxedo:
Y’all listen up now, because we’re about to get British.
Mom —-> Mum
French Fries —-> Chips
Chips —-> Crisps
Sidewalk —-> Pavement
Hood —-> Bonnet
Trunk —-> Boot
Eraser —-> Rubber
Rubber —-> Condom
Couch —-> Sofa
Ass —-> Arse
Jaywalking —-> Not illegal
……. —-> Kinder eggs.
mamamantis:
people griping about “doing things for attention” as if it’s not a completely human desire to be noticed, acknowledged, and appreciated by your peers
thats-slightly-raven:
thats-slightly-raven:
My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what...
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ohshititsgreg:
piratescarfy:
ohshititsgreg:
I want all British people to live with me
orite mate yer fookin skank tit arse fooking shank yer tits innit bled er yer not ard mate doorknob go sook yer moom innit man oh my days yer crap sooch a nobhead innit yew skank im a badoman innit yer a fookin coont go fookin stab yer arsehole fook you yer fookin slaaaaag
I want some British people to...
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lookitmecrooket:
rnedia:
son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never
Dean as a father
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Why I think I fail at this whole costume designer...
me: And for you I bought a woolen jumper since it
director: But you do remember he wears a tie right
me: *breaks off mid-sentence, stares*
director: Because we're using it in the play you know
me: *stares*
director: wait wasn't that your idea in the first place
me: *stares*
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Why I think I fail at this whole life thing period
girl on the train talking on the phone: ...because I mean it's VALENTINE'S DAY and he was just blah blah blah...
me: *stares*
dean-motherfucking-winchester:
ladykatniss:
meggannn:
fourtris-divergent:
One day your child will bring home a friend and introduce them and they’ll have the name of a fictional character and you silently whisper “I can’t believe their parents were in ‘that’ fandom!”
#i don’t care how cute he is you can’t hang out with cullen anymore
#draco darling you know how i feel about muggles...
divachester:
when sam was four, he tripped on untied laces and skinned both knees in a motel parking lot. he was bleeding and crying and dean stroked his hair, cradled his face and forced him to look him in the eyes as he told him
“hey, it’s not that bad, i gotcha, i gotcha. i’m gonna take care of you, sammy.”
i hate you.
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noooonom:
unitedlarry:
when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it
#then everything changed when the Christians attacked
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vhanstiel:
pizzapig:
fuckingackles:
Henry was wearing a wedding band…
So where is Grandma Winchester?
Can we have a prayer circle for Grandma Winchester to be a survivor of Supernatural?
I have a theory she remarried
Plot twist: Gabriel is grandma Winchester.
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styliferous:
pigeonsatan:
orbitars:
how to summon pigeon satan:
draw pentagram
sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
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