fivemuskaqueers: the hardest choice to make is the one between Internet and sleep
url-goes-here: have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge.– Scarlett Johansson, on the lack of romantic subplot in The Avengers. (via imwalkerbait)
body part asks.
eyes: nine celebrity crushes.
ears: eight favorite songs.
nose: seven favorite scents.
mouth: six favorite quotes.
heart: five people you love in this or any other world.
hands: four things you've created that you're proud of.
stomach: three comfort foods.
knees: two things that make you go weak in the knees.
feet: one thing you want to accomplish in life.
I really don't like you: lol u peasant
This is making me really upset: i am cry
I don't understand this: why doe
They make such a cute couple: OTP~
Wow, you really did not deserve that: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUU!!!! COULSONNNN!! COULSOOOOON NOOOOOOOOO!!! GOD.. YOU WERE THE GREATEST MAN I EVER KNEW. YOU WILL BE AVENGED. YOU WILL BE AVENGED!!
true friendship is following someone after fandom changes, url changes and nightblogging
All Avengers Deleted Scenes + Gag Reel and Behind...
ziracona: For your viewing pleasure, here are (currently) working links to all three. Enjoy them whilest they exhist! Avengers Alternate Opening: Opening Avengers Alternate Ending: Ending Avengers Deleted Bruce Scene: Bruce Avengers Deleted Steve Scene: Steve Avengers Deleted Nick Scene: Nick Avengers Deleted Loki and Clint Scene: Loki and Barton Avengers Behind the Scenes: Joss ...
Avengers deleted scene- Loki and Barton strategize
maaskantje: all my fandoms have something in common and that something is gay
Anonymous asked: Write a short poem about your fav ship/fandom/hiddle. DO IT. DO IT NOW. ... please?!
deusexmachinaoursaviour asked: I dont know if you watch them but here you go! avatar the last airbender / the legend of korra
thorki-whore asked: Frostiron! [Loki x Tony]
wow which of those 0 asks in my inbox do i answer first
put a ship in my ask
vomit / no way / don’t ship / ok / fucking cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / flawless / ship forever / i will ship them in hell
Ok, TMI Tuesday. →
You can ask me whatever the fuck you like, anon or not, or make a confession and I will reply to it. Whatever it is, just do it.
Avengers Gag Reel.
The gag reel was obviously deleted from Youtube, but you can still watch it HERE (German site but doesn’t matter) Just FYI. Also if somebody has working links for the other stuff, you know where my ask is.
Police: Okay so tell me what happened.
Supernatural fandom: Well, it was all quiet, we were just like anticipating season eight... And then-
Harry Potter fandom: And then they came out of NOWHERE! IT was madness, the gifs, the pictures, the ships!
LOTR fandom: *Rocking in the corner clutching hobbit teddies*
Doctor who fandom: I still have nightmares...
Sherlock Fandom: Suddenly Reichenbach seems like a good idea...
Police: Okay, calm down, we'll sort this out ju-
Avengers fandom: GAAAAAGGG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!!!!!
All other fandoms: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
[[MORE]] Ok. So I may or may not fangirl about my new boss. But you’ve never truly experienced fangirling until you’ve met his mom. She is literally fangiling about her son while he is standing next to her. I’m not even kidding.
People: Hey, what's wrong? You look sad.
Me: You don't wanna have this conversation with me. You really don't.
Add in your own language
English: I love you
German: Ich liebe dich.
Portuguese: Eu te amo
Tumblr: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I HATE YOU
Harry Potter: Always
Dean: Don't ever change.
Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
Persian: Doostet daram
Czech: Miluju tě
Turkish: Seni seviyorum
Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
Night at the Roxbury: WHAT IS LOVE?! Baby don't hurt me...
Italian: Ti amo~
Nightwing: Touch my ass
Tim Drake: Erm. Erm. Erm. Um. Erm. Erm. Hi.
asexual: will there be wifi
Korra: Look, I really like you and I think we were meant for each other!
Persona 3 and 4: Level 10 social link right there
Carly Rae Jepson: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe?
Dimitri Belikov: Get dressed.
Spanish: Te amo.
Loki: You have heart.
Ace Attorney: Thanks to you, I am saddled with... unnecessary feelings.
Toph: *PUNCHES YOU* That's how I show affection.
Mai: I don't hate you.
Captain Jack Harkness: Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness.
Sherlock: You're an idiot.
John Watson: I always say "I love you", but it's usually subtext
Blaine Anderson: I lo- AND CUT!
Spock: I have been emotionally compromised
Ryan Murphy: MORE FINCHEL!
Kurt Hummel: *sipping coffee**splutters*
Taylor Swift: And that's the way I loved you! Breakin down and comin' undone, it's a roller coaster kinna rush and I never knew I could feel that much and that's the way I loved you.
Rumplestiltskin: NOBODY CAN EVER LOVE ME!
The Doctor: Rose Tyler... I--
Thor: You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
Arthur: Merlin, you idiot!
Steven Moffat: Make them suffer. That is how I show the emotion you humans refer to as 'love'.
Pepper: We were having 12% of a moment
Hulk: HULK SMASH DAT ASS
Coulson: I watched you while you slept
Hiddlestoner: I'm uncontrollably excited about you
Shang: Umm... You fight good.
Douglas Richardson: There you have brown sauce
Arthur Shappey: You're better than brilliant
Martin Crieff: I'm capitain Martin Crieff but you can call me Marty if we're on the gound, altough you better not because that how my grandma calls me and I really just wanted to say I really really like you but I understand that you don't love- WHO SAID LOVE?-me back so I'll go back to my dingy apartment and eat a baked potatoe
Carolyn Knack-Shappey: you CLOT
John Green: I lo-- I like you.
me: Hi asshole.
i think we all have at least one fictional character whose death we’ll never recover from
my tumblr relationships
me: omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life
me: also what is your name
tom-sits-like-a-whore: i love how tumblr is a bunch of really intellectual activists who understand politics, religion, sexuality, and literature better than most of the human population but put an exceptionally attractive British man in front of them and everyone is reduced to ALKSDJFLADSJFLJASLDJF;KSADJFLJSDLKFJS OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FACE SIR UNF UNF UNF UNF GET NAKED IN MY BED NOW THE...
person: doctor who doesn't make any sense
me: it's about an 900 year old alien travelling in a police box that's bigger on the inside this shit doesn't have to make sense